The Assassins Tea Party. continued from Mrs. Smiths 5th period honors class

Espionage opened his eyes expecting to see the remains of his masters car but saw something else that puzzled him. It seemed he was looking at a wall of snow. He cocked his head quizzically wondering what the heck a wall of snow was doing here. Then the wall of snow moved and the the first thing that popped into his head was, " Oh my God, there's a snowman attacking me!" Then he noticed that he was bandaged up and that , to his relief, the snow was not a snowman but the very large beard of a very old looking man. The old man chuckled at the surprised look on Espionage's face and then turned around to check on the recuperating Shao, Espionage's master for those of you who don't know. Espionage immediately understood what was happening now. Ironically, the old man that they were going to kill had saved both of their lives. He noticed Espionage staring and said, " When your done staring you could help me out by killing some of these rats for me." Espionage threw his nose in the air and with a large show of contempt slowly sat down and and closed his eyes. "No one orders me around ya old fart." he thought to himself. Lao may have saved their lives but still Espionage had a reputation to protect and rat hunting was for weasels which were, in his professional opinion, the lowest mammal that bore any resemblance to a handsome, charming, ferret like himself. Weasels always ratted out their partners and were very untrustworthy. Speaking of weasels, he thought to himself, there are a few weasels at T.E.A. that deserved some payback. While he slowly drifted to sleep he pondered the best way to punish them. His eyes opened and sparkled mischievously as an idea struck him. Beware T.E.A. he said, I'm coming for you! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Vacation

On the thirteenth me, Lance, and Jacob will go to Indianapolis with our mom and fly to Florida and then board the cruise ship, the Freedom of the Sea. It was the biggest cruise ship until the Oasis of the Sea was made. I will be gone for a week during finals. Something funny was that two days before she told us what we were going to do I was watching the Freedom of the Sea on the Discovery channel. The only bad thing is that I will have to take all my finals early. See you all later!

Christmas?

Somehow me and my dad got onto the subject of Christmas. We were just making jokes about what we were going to get for Christmas, and he mentioned that his girlfriend what going to get us something that would make me crap my pants. He hinted that she said that she wants to play it a little to and that made me think. My guess is that she is going to get us an X-box 360 or something. You see the only game system me and my brothers have is a play station . . . . 1. Since it is getting real old now I guess she plans on getting us a new game system, though I would be fine with a play station 2 even but they too are going out of style, either way though I am fine with one or the other.

Riddle

Today I have decided to post a riddle and see if you guys can figure it out. Whenever you guys get my blog address then you can answer by commenting on it. Please write your name along with your answer. If someone giets it right then I will post on my blog that someone has answered the riddle correctly so stop guessing now. Here is the riddle: You have 2 coins, altogether you have 30 cents. One of them is not a quarter. Good luck!

My Book

If you can please comment on this and give me ideas for a new background, plot, character, etcetera. I will consider all of them and who knows, maybe a character you post will play a beg part or he may simply be a dumb albeit large henchmen that Espionage must get past. Please comment, I want to know if you want something specific in my book!

My Book

Now some of you know of a book that me and my brother partly wrote in Mrs. Smiths honours English class, called The Assassins Tea party. Most of you liked it but really enjoyed a specific part of it, the ferret called Espionage. The way I portrayed him in the book was a black ferret with a white mask and a white front left paw. He was the pet of the main character of my story and helped him by sneaking a gun past security. But the part that undoubtedly drew your attention to him was his cute little nod that he did when told how smart he was. Almost everyone in the class wanted me to remake the story and use Espionage as the main character. I have considered it for a long time now and have decide to go along with it. The title of the book will of course be Espionage and hopefully part of the first chapter will appear on my blog.

Soccer

The JV season is over, unless I get a Sectional spot which would please me greatly. We lost our last game because of luck in my opinion. The opposing team kicked a milkshake, which means that it bounced of the top of our goal, and bounced it off of one of our players into the goal. Then, due to their lucky goal, their morale grew and in the second half they made a goal with only a few minutes on the board. I was so mad when they made that second goal that, truth be told I don't know if it was already broken or just loose, I grabbed the top of one of the red benches across the field and yanked part of it off! Awsome yes, goint to help us get a goal, no. We went with a winless season and I promise that it will not happen again.

Ultimate Fighter Rampage vs Rashad

Hey everybody, just in case you didn't watch The Ultimate Fighter I will fill you in. Kimbo Slice, the internet sensation, went up against Roy Nelson. The fight, if you could call it that, lasted two rounds in which Kimbo was submitted by Nelson in the second. Kimbo barely touched nelson and was caught in the same position both round by Nelson. Each time Nelson got Kimbo onto the ground he put one leg on Kimbo's arm, held his other arm down with one of his own arms and then proceeded to rain blow,if you would call such a weak punch a blow, onto Kimbo's head. It was a pathetic fight and it ended just like I expected, Kimbo getting his butt kicked by any person they picked. Rampage seemed surprised and I must say that I wasn't and I was pleased to see Kimbo Slice put into his place.

My Book

Soon though I am going to type the starting chapter to a book I never got around to writing. Stay tuned it's good!

Soccer

Hey everybody, you've seen me use the ufc part of my user name now your going to hear about the soccer part. I'm part of my school's soccer team and the last 3 days have been a real bummer. For the past three days we've had no practice due to our soaked field and that coach doesn't want to practice inside again. I just can't wait for our last game. This is JV's last game and no matter what we are going to win. I don't care if I get a yellow card, someone's going to get knocked down that night.

Ultimate Fighter Rampage vs Rashad

I was watching ultimate fighter last night and I must say that I don't care for either of the coaches. I never liked Rampage because like Rashad he thinks he's better than everyone else. I also don't like Rashad because he beat a lot of the legends and now he thinks he's the best there ever is. Then there is Kimbo Slice, he thinks just because he beat up some nobody in a backyard that he has what it takes to be in the UFC. I went on-line to see what he was made of and I have to confess that I was no impressed at all. My opinion is that this internet sensation is more or less going to have his butt handed to him. The reason I'm still watching though is because I want to see how the former NFL players do and i do want to see how Kimbo does and finally I want to see the coaches fight. Neither of them like the other one and they almost always get into a fight when they start talking to each other. Even though I don't like either one I am sure that it will be a very satisfying fight.

P.S. I'm rooting for Rampage, I really don't like Rashad.