Top Ten Books

Top Ten Books
10.The Bible- No one reads it but we have to put it here.
9. Where's the Poop?- A book that shows little kids where the poop is. Need I say more?
8.School books- They're like the army. First they break down your mind then they build you back up.
7. Percy Jackson & the Olympians- I only have one question. How can the kids go out when they are all technically related?
6.Twilight- I don't like it but girls outnumber guys so its one here.
5.Harry Potter-There are seven books. You've got to like at least one.
4.Lord of the Rings-Couldn't understand a word it said but people like it for some reason.
3.Eragon-Its like a Lord of the Rings book that you can understand.
2.Artemis Fowl-I never thought that there would be a cool Irish person except Braveheart, obviously I was wrong.
1.The Phone Book- If you put 2 phone books together by folding on page on top of the other one at a time, and then attach a bungie cord to each side and attach that to the bumpers of 2 cars and then have those 2 cars pull(second, gotta catch my breath). The phone books will stay together by themselves. If that doesn't earn it 1st place then I don't know what would.

Zombieland

Zombieland is a movie that shows what it would be like if a zombie apocalpyse happened. Not some Resident Evil stuff or anything else like that. Almost everyone is turned into zombies and we start off by seeing the hero(well, not really he's kind of a wimp) , Columbus(played by Jesse Eisenberg) letting his charming dorm neighbor who says someone "bit" her. She spends the night and lo and behold she becomes a zombie. Columbus then starts traveling to Columbus, Ohio(hence his name) to see if his parents are still alive.
On the way there he runs into Tallahasse(Woody Harrelson) who teams up with him so that they(well, Columbus anyway) have a better chance of surviving. Tallahassee is a cowboy like person who loves killing zombies and has an odd obsession with Twinkies. In a convience store searching for Twinkies the two men find two sisters Wichita(Emma Stone) and Little Rock(Abigail Breslin) who con the two unlucky heroes for their weapons and their car.
Eventually they meet up again but Coulumbus proposes that they stay together so that they have a better chance of survival. After a series of crazy adventures including a smash fest and Bill Murray they end up with Columbus and Tallahassee rescuing Wichita and Little Rock from a amusment park that is surrounded by zombies. At the end everybody is happy with each others company and ends on a cheery note that is only somewhat tarnished by the fact that everybody else is a zombie. Overall, this movie is a hilarious flick that is worth watching and should appeal to anyone who likes comedy. If 2012 turns out to be a zombie apocolyspe then just follow the rules that Columbus states throuout the movie and have fun!

My cereal box

Interesting

I like the parts were it would say a large number then pause and say today. You would think that they would be for larger time spans but it is very surprising and interesting to hear that all that happens in one day.