Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The Assassins Tea Party. continued from Mrs. Smiths 5th period honors class

Espionage opened his eyes expecting to see the remains of his masters car but saw something else that puzzled him. It seemed he was looking at a wall of snow. He cocked his head quizzically wondering what the heck a wall of snow was doing here. Then the wall of snow moved and the the first thing that popped into his head was, " Oh my God, there's a snowman attacking me!" Then he noticed that he was bandaged up and that , to his relief, the snow was not a snowman but the very large beard of a very old looking man. The old man chuckled at the surprised look on Espionage's face and then turned around to check on the recuperating Shao, Espionage's master for those of you who don't know. Espionage immediately understood what was happening now. Ironically, the old man that they were going to kill had saved both of their lives. He noticed Espionage staring and said, " When your done staring you could help me out by killing some of these rats for me." Espionage threw his nose in the air and with a large show of contempt slowly sat down and and closed his eyes. "No one orders me around ya old fart." he thought to himself. Lao may have saved their lives but still Espionage had a reputation to protect and rat hunting was for weasels which were, in his professional opinion, the lowest mammal that bore any resemblance to a handsome, charming, ferret like himself. Weasels always ratted out their partners and were very untrustworthy. Speaking of weasels, he thought to himself, there are a few weasels at T.E.A. that deserved some payback. While he slowly drifted to sleep he pondered the best way to punish them. His eyes opened and sparkled mischievously as an idea struck him. Beware T.E.A. he said, I'm coming for you! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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