Top Ten Books

Top Ten Books
10.The Bible- No one reads it but we have to put it here.
9. Where's the Poop?- A book that shows little kids where the poop is. Need I say more?
8.School books- They're like the army. First they break down your mind then they build you back up.
7. Percy Jackson & the Olympians- I only have one question. How can the kids go out when they are all technically related?
6.Twilight- I don't like it but girls outnumber guys so its one here.
5.Harry Potter-There are seven books. You've got to like at least one.
4.Lord of the Rings-Couldn't understand a word it said but people like it for some reason.
3.Eragon-Its like a Lord of the Rings book that you can understand.
2.Artemis Fowl-I never thought that there would be a cool Irish person except Braveheart, obviously I was wrong.
1.The Phone Book- If you put 2 phone books together by folding on page on top of the other one at a time, and then attach a bungie cord to each side and attach that to the bumpers of 2 cars and then have those 2 cars pull(second, gotta catch my breath). The phone books will stay together by themselves. If that doesn't earn it 1st place then I don't know what would.